Have you ever seen one of these?

Of course you have!! Anyone who wants to be a true patriot HAS to have one. Because we love supporting troops that have been ordered to blow up random countries. What is with all these "feel good" showings of support? What in blazes did you actually DO to support them?! Did you send them cookies? Freeze dried American burgers? Guns that work? Some armor they should've had already? How about a ticket home to their families? It truly irks me to see ignoramuses driving around with those stickers on their huge gas-guzzling SUVs that probably put the troops there in the first place due to oil demand. Blah blah blah. Here is something you can spend money on instead of those ribbons.
So what sparked this tirade? Facebook did. Some people (who WILL remain nameless) joined a Facebook group in support for oppressed women in the DRC (Democratic Republic of the Congo, formerly Zaire). What dingbat honestly thinks making a Facebook group will change anything? When were you knuckleheads last in Africa? How about taking a lesson from the life and teachings of my sister Ashleigh, who actually got onto a plane and helped build a school in Africa for children? Certainly makes your little Facebook groups seem like a complete waste of time, doesn't it? Oh wait...it IS a waste of time! I can just see the African leaders now "Hey check it out Mugabe! We should totally stop running our governments like demented bees because A FACEBOOK GROUP SAID SO!"
Stuff like buying yellow ribbons and joining Facebook groups are like almost donating to an orphanage, making it so the orphanage was almost able to feed the children.
P.S. I'm starting a Facebook group to help prevent the merciless slaughter of demented bees from their tyrannical queens.
